Ella: Did you eat while I was in your belly?
Me: Yes.
Ella: Didn't you get food all over me?
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Ella: Mom. Why does everyone have Christmas lights except us?
Me: Because your parents are grinchy.
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Ella: Mom. I've got a problem.
Me: What's wrong?
Ella: You see, I'm afraid of the dark. And there's a monster that lives in my closet...
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